Ridin' Dirty....

Almost 4 1/2 years ago, I received a speeding ticket...for speeding! After paying the fines(which were ridiculous!) and going to the 20 minute "better driver" class, all was complete! So I thought! Two weeks ago, when I went to renew mt license, the nice man at the DMV told me that my License was suspended!!! For what, I scoffed, I haven't been pulled over in almost 5 years! He tells me that it was suspended for a ticket i received...almost 5 years ago! Really?!?! I have been ridin' dirty for almost 5 years? Now I havent been pulled over since then, or else I would have gone to jail, but this feeling of "holy crap" just consumed me! How many states have I driven through? how many time's have I sped since then? How many "rolling stops" have I preformed? Questions I am asking myself while trying to keep my kids from jumping on the senior citizens at the DMV! Wait...do you know what REAL fear is? Go to your local DMV and just sit there and watch the people they ACTUALLY give a driver's license to. I watched them give a card to a lady who was obviously the original editor of the Bible! She could not walk to the door in under 20 minutes and only had one eye open! I am more scared to drive now! Anyway, a 15 day suspension is what I was looking at. During this suspension, I went about 4 MPH under the limit, Put on my seat belt(even if I was just getting something out of the car!), and used my turn signals EVERY TIME I turned the wheel! (parking lot, driveway..you name it!) On the 4th or 5th day (while driving Katy to school) , I told Katy to sit still and why(the whole situation!)
She then told me that SHE would drive if the cops got us, because SHE wasn't "pusended!" I so love her! I got my license back today, $70 later, and I drove 80 in a 25 zone just for fun! I am kidding, have a great day people!