New Year....new baby...new Jug of Tylenol!!!

Long time has passed! Christmas was excellent! The girls had a blast. Santa was a dipshit and got Katy a "big-girl" bike with no freaking helmet!!! What the hell??!! He sure remembered to eat the cookies though... I thing Santa is going to search for the biggest loser application next. I am up to 263  pounds!!! Oh well, thank God I have TLC on my cable line-up, I can flip to shows like "the half-ton man", or " I was pregnant and didn't know it!" They can ALWAYS make you feel better! Really???? You go into the ER for stomach cramps, and deliver a baby!!!??? The next show should be "I had a 14 inch axe in my skull, and didn't know it!!!" Some people should not have been allowed to leave the house! I'm just saying! New year's eve was so eventful too! All were asleep except me. I sat in my chair and watched a 10 year old girl (who looks just like her daddy) Whip her hair, Dick Clark should have worn a shirt that said "stroke survivor" because anyone under 20 years old probably thought he was hammered, and Backstreet BOYS with New KIDS on the block singing together should be called, "We are old as shit, we look like bankers and evangelistic preachers (and a chubby Vin Diesel), and we need to make more money!!!!" Anyway, someone kick my soap box! Colleen will deliver Juliette on the 20th of Jan(8 days), and we are pretty excited! We are gearing up for the madness, and sleep deprivation! Saw this show this morning at the doctors office about girls that want boob jobs, and this lady was giving them new bra's, saving them thousands!!! Really??? This 30 year old said she wanted a boob job because she was ONLY a D cup and her boobs were not proportionate to the rest of her body!!! Retard! Stop eating cheesecake, drinking beer, and go to a gym! (she had a huge gut and a bigger ass!) It is like getting a flat tire, and then stabbing the other three! Fix the problem girl!!!! just had to get that out there! I made similar comments in the waiting room (of a life stages woman's clinic), and almost got a nose job!!!! Misery LOVES company right? I hope all of you had a good holiday, and if you don't know which one is next...go to K-Mart, they ALWAYS have the next holiday "stuff" out, the day after! Jan 2nd....Red hearts everywhere! Have a great day people!!!