Why is there a cheese curl in the speaker?

Today I caught Lena putting a cheese curl in my surround sound woofer! Wow, i thought, why would she start doing that? Fact is, she didn't just start....I also pulled out a plastic Easter egg, a pink sock, crust from a grilled cheese sandwich, 2 Lego's and what appears to be a handful of green grapes...circa 2009! What in the hell is going on here? I want to go to Lowe's and buy her a mailbox! Since then, I have been running around checking bottom drawers, shoes and other places that a miniature OCD hider could store some goodies! There are no Gremlins or dryer trolls people...there are one-year-old's! I am confident that they are responsible for hiding 90% of what goes missing in MY house. (and maybe my neighbors as well!) Next week I am getting a GPS installed on my daughter, i will track her habits, trace her steps, and figure out where all of my left-foot black socks have gone! Have a great day people!