Why would we bake Jesus a cake daddy?

This morning I mentioned out loud that I was dragging my butt...Katy, without pausing, asked,"please, allow me to call you a tow-truck!". I asked her where she heard that, she said that it was in her Leapfrog learning book! Money well spent! Later we go to talking about ALL of the Christmas presents she wants...I told her that Santa could only bring her 3 or 4 toys because of all the other kids who don't have ANY toys yet, to which she replied, "I only need like 2 toys then daddy!" I believe we are doing something right. I then explained the real reason we celebrate Christmas and suggested we make Jesus a cake for his birthday. She looked confused. About 2 minutes later, she said,"Why would we make Jesus a cake for his birthday, he couldn't eat it, he is hanging in your room on the letter T!" I cant make this stuff up people! She is the reason I still view life through rose colored glasses, my muse, my princess! Not to leave Angelina out...while we were having this conversation, she cranked out a turd that would make The Great Trash Heap plug her nose!
Taking my kids to the" petri dish" today ( the Children's Museum). I swear to goodness, every kid in there licks everything in there, my kids are not excluded! It is cheaper than the co-pay to get your kids vaccinated though, my kids have more anti-bodies than I ever had as a kid!!! If they shut that place down for one day, scraped the floors and equipment, they could probably cure AIDS and cancer with one whack! It is veteran's day today, so go and hug a homeless person! (prove me I'm wrong) Have a great day people!