Cheaper than candy...

The girls have horns today! I had to run around the house and hide all sharp objects and scissors! Lena was an angel until I picked Katy up from school, then all hell broke loose! Do they feed off each other? Are they each half of Satan? I believe this will always be a mystery! Katy comes running in the kitchen while I am making dinner and says, "daddy, Lena is on the couch and she is eating bend-a-roos!" First, Lena is not allowed on the couch. Not for shedding or scratching reasons, but because she likes to fall off! She doesn't even brace herself like natural human instinct tells you to, she goes face first and I am positive that if she were to fall backwards, she would turn her head so her face was STILL hit first! Second, she is not allowed to eat bend-a-roos! Not for toxic reasons, or waxy stool deposits...it is because I give them enough REAL food to eat and it makes me feel inadequate! Bend-a-roos, for those of you who don't know, are like really thin pipe cleaners covered in wax, that you make crafts with and are guaranteed...blah, blah, blah. Anyway they are super fun for a 3 year old, but like a buffet if you are 1! Personally, I believe all kids need to eat a bend-a-roo at least once just for the experience of dropping a deuce at 35mph! They are also much cheaper than candy, with about the same nutritional value! So, off the couch and give up the wax lollies kid! Have a great day people!