Long time a comin'!!!

Wow...had to remember how to type again! I have been busier than Oprah at a candy bar buffet for the last couple of months! My girls are growing by leaps and bounds! By leaps, I mean that they are leaping off everything and getting hurt, and by bounds, I mean "out of!", cause that is where they go! Katy just started ballet, not sure if she is going to have the "frame" for a ballerina...but she WILL have the heart of a lion , and I am pretty sure she wont start chasing down Gazelle's for lunch! So, she can do whatever she wants, with every bit of my support! Now Lena...whew...is a little bad-ass! She is going to be a crooked prison guard in Turkey...the other day I told her to go stand in the corner, she told me to "go hell"(at less than 2 years old!) Katy and Lena are definitely showing their traits out loud. To sum it up, Katy is going to be a dinner reservation on a rooftop Bistro with an even-year Riesling from Germany, Lena is going to be a shot of Johnny Walker Black, stuffed jalapenos and a bar-fight involving a pool cue and a ceiling fan blade! I am okay with this! Jules is only 5 months old but can eat ME under the table! (I hope Wal-mart has future plans for fuel-perks!) Colleen is just as beautiful as ever and I miss the pre-k with her (pre-kids) but the new her is even better...more nurturing, compassionate and every now and then when she is trying to put the girls to sleep...she sounds like a death metal lead singer....Anyway...life is awesome and I am going to try and hit this blog a little more often...have a great day people!!!

New Year....new baby...new Jug of Tylenol!!!

Long time has passed! Christmas was excellent! The girls had a blast. Santa was a dipshit and got Katy a "big-girl" bike with no freaking helmet!!! What the hell??!! He sure remembered to eat the cookies though... I thing Santa is going to search for the biggest loser application next. I am up to 263  pounds!!! Oh well, thank God I have TLC on my cable line-up, I can flip to shows like "the half-ton man", or " I was pregnant and didn't know it!" They can ALWAYS make you feel better! Really???? You go into the ER for stomach cramps, and deliver a baby!!!??? The next show should be "I had a 14 inch axe in my skull, and didn't know it!!!" Some people should not have been allowed to leave the house! I'm just saying! New year's eve was so eventful too! All were asleep except me. I sat in my chair and watched a 10 year old girl (who looks just like her daddy) Whip her hair, Dick Clark should have worn a shirt that said "stroke survivor" because anyone under 20 years old probably thought he was hammered, and Backstreet BOYS with New KIDS on the block singing together should be called, "We are old as shit, we look like bankers and evangelistic preachers (and a chubby Vin Diesel), and we need to make more money!!!!" Anyway, someone kick my soap box! Colleen will deliver Juliette on the 20th of Jan(8 days), and we are pretty excited! We are gearing up for the madness, and sleep deprivation! Saw this show this morning at the doctors office about girls that want boob jobs, and this lady was giving them new bra's, saving them thousands!!! Really??? This 30 year old said she wanted a boob job because she was ONLY a D cup and her boobs were not proportionate to the rest of her body!!! Retard! Stop eating cheesecake, drinking beer, and go to a gym! (she had a huge gut and a bigger ass!) It is like getting a flat tire, and then stabbing the other three! Fix the problem girl!!!! just had to get that out there! I made similar comments in the waiting room (of a life stages woman's clinic), and almost got a nose job!!!! Misery LOVES company right? I hope all of you had a good holiday, and if you don't know which one is next...go to K-Mart, they ALWAYS have the next holiday "stuff" out, the day after! Jan 2nd....Red hearts everywhere! Have a great day people!!!