Katy...you don't say that stuff in public...

Katy had a sore belly, Yay, "super dad" let her stay home! I should have made her go to the doctors office to get proof! I guess I will learn in time. For the most part the girls were okay, the usual fighting, scratching, sister-dominance stuff! I asked Katy how she was feeling after nap, she said, "great daddy!" " Cool, lets go and surprise your mommy at work!" She was singing and telling jokes all the way there. We get up to Colleen's floor in the hospital, she sees mommy and the face goes to a scowl, body goes limp and she holds her stomach like I just kicked it! Really?!? Colleen mentions that I shouldn't bring her out if she is sick! Oh My God! are you kidding me??? Well, no harm, no foul! We get in the car and she asks if we can go to the mall to play! This kid is working me like an indentured servant ( with less pay!) So, I told her no, we will stop by the store and then we are going home so that she can "rest" on the couch! At the local grocery store, she ran around and asked for EVERYTHING! She claimed she was SOOOOOOOO hungry!(again, making me look like Father of the Year!) We get to the register, and the cashier is talking to the bagger about how a guy didn't show up to work because he lost his license and couldn't drive. Katy was looking at candy, cause they put that crap at kid's eye-level on purpose, and she SURE heard THAT conversation! Piping in like she was part of their Friend-Ring, she says,"My daddy got HIS license "pusended", but he drove anyway, cause he's bigger than those mean police men!!!" Katy, you don't say that stuff in public! So all the way out of the store...Daddy's going to jail, daddy's going to jail...tonight's dinner; water, bread and duct tape! Have a great day people!