Life gets faster, time gets slower....

Good morning people! First snow today in Pittsburgh! Why in the hell do I continue to live up here??? I was down in the Carolina's for a week, and almost stayed! I woke up this morning and realized the magic of snow had left me. I woke up, looked outside...and nothing! When I was a kid, I would have been trying to get my snow boots over my pajamas...and screw breakfast....I'm going outside! Now, I just ask myself, Why? Okay let me tell you why....because I happen to be the proud father of a 3 year old who STILL has the magic I once had!!! So, I will re-kindle it through her!(I guess) Katy gets up, looks outside, and starts jumping around like a kangaroo on fire! She REALLY loves this stuff. Vacation was so good, I almost stayed! I mean, if you are going to be homeless, be homeless at the beach! Really? Are there really homeless people in Pittsburgh? or Chicago? I wonder if there are any homeless people in Alaska... dude, IF I were homeless, I would definitely find my way down south. If I could not get down south, and I was stuck in a cold-ass city, I would walk around until I saw a Policeman and some witnesses (in the same area) , and beat the livin' shit out of the cop! Within 2 hours, I would be in Jail, pleading guilty, on my way to the big house, getting 3 hots and a cot, cable TV, gym membership, and another college degree! My rant is over! Have a great day people!!!