Boobies.....Not so much Katy!

Katy has this thing right now about boobies! I don't know where it came from or when it will end but boobies are the "talk of the house" and beyond. The other day she took both snack bowls, turned around, shoved them up her shirt, and turned back around and exclaimed. "look daddy, I'm just like mommy!" I believe Colleen is much bigger than snack bowls, but I got the point! Then I got up this morning and she comes running into my room and says, " daddy, don't look at my bra!" Where in the hell did she get a bra, she's freaking 3 people!!!??? I thought about it and thought that it must be...I don't know what the heck it is, but I am pretty sure there aren't 3 year old boys walking around with jock straps and such! So, I went to the store today and Katy ran up to Betty, to give her a hug! I am not saying she is old, but I did first learn of her from reading the Bible! Anyway, she hugs her and we continue shopping. We get to the register and Katy waits for it to get extremely quiet, and the says to me ( in her loudest Dora voice!) "daddy, Miss Betty's boobies are on her tummy, did they fall down?" I know just about everybody in that store, but at that moment,  felt like I was shopping naked in a high-end store in the middle of Beijing! My ears got hot and I could feel everybody getting child services on speed dial for the large man who has taught his three year old to comment on seniors' boobies!!! OMG! I didn't make a great big deal about it because I know if I did, she would REALLY talk about them later! Have a great day people!!!